{"product_id":"guy-joe-beige-xl-tank","title":"Guy Joe, Seafoam XL Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhite print on a seafoam XL tank (think faded teal, not neon), stack logo on back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e________________________________________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGUY JOE: the infamous cowboy \u0026amp; his noble steed, the mysterious man \u0026amp; his trusted companion, the hero of lore and his aquatic mount; they have long been riding into the everlasting sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBUT NOW HE’S BACK WITH A MESSAGE FOR OUR TIMES: Reject late stage capitalism! Embrace life with a porpoise! Ha ha!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut in truth, haven’t we all had enough of this relentless slog set upon us by our corporate overlords?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo you not feel the disdain when you go about your grind for the umpteenth day and the reward gets only thinner and smaller?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoes it not seem that the grift grows more egregious and the grifters get only greedier?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr perhaps most simply, do you ever awake in the dead of night with a Great Longing for Something More?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell… this is just a shirt with a cool rider and a little ha ha, but there is a message.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jolly Doom","offers":[{"title":"XL","offer_id":55056316105023,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0957\/9423\/3663\/files\/frontzoomincopy_f13fdd50-13b0-4bbc-ae5c-0e03147db70e.jpg?v=1785939634","url":"https:\/\/jollydoom.com\/products\/guy-joe-beige-xl-tank","provider":"Jolly Doom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}